The Dishwasher's Guide to Politics (or how to tell a libertarian from an anarchist from a...)

The Dishwasher's Guide to Politics Capitalism: You wash the dishes, the ones who own them profit Libertarianism: You wash the dishes, the one's who own them profit tax-free. Democracy: Even as a dishwasher, you deserve a say as to which politician is best suited to protect the economy that keeps you in the dish room. Reform: Shorter stacks, warmer water, longer breaks--same dishes Anarchism: Everyone shares in the dish-washing Source: Contradictionary https://crimethinc.com/books/contradictionary Also see: http://www.infoshop.org/FakeAnarchistsLibertarians