Re: Morning Spam

boss burns down hackers “boss, why are you burning down the hackers?” “look, i can’t compete with people who don’t need to be paid, and don’t have a something limiting their population.” “so i’m limiting it by torching them where i see them, and pretending they don’t exist. it’s a strategy i use for things.” helicopter comes in to save hackers and boss superpowered interns unload from helicopter boss: “i don’t have to worry about profit margins and secret governance anymore! yayy!!!” hackers: “we can hack freely and get medical and psychological treatment and protection! yayyy!” everybody piles into the helicopter and flies away through a beautiful cloudscape of mountains and villages into a satisfying sunset “wheee!!!”