7 Mar
2022
7 Mar
'22
10:48 p.m.
The evil computer programmer turns toward the viewer, their eyes aglow with hellfire. Narrator: "The computer programmer cannot see you, nor hear you. All they understand is 1s and 0s. Who speaks 1s and 0s?" Computer programmer [insanely loud, vomiting fire everywhere, burning the narrator to a crisp]: "DON'T INTERRUPT MY WORK!!!!" Narrator [bleeding, smoldering, with many broken limbs]: "Most computer programmers are sadistic assholes who don't comprehend the slightest thing in the universe."