9 Jan
2022
9 Jan
'22
3:03 a.m.
a play is put on for the occasion. the mayor and chief of police switch around roles, playing either a newscaster interviewing karl, or karl himself. newscaster-role: "karl, how does it smell to be a turd?" karl-role: "oh, everything smells like shit! all the time!" [roles swap] newscaster-role: "karl, don't you just wish you could die?" karl-role: "oh, so much! i just want to jump in a trash compactor!" [roles swap] ...