Re: Morning Spam

- — - mcboss is having a bath in a tub full of thousand dollar bills and enemy corpses when suddenly a sparkling phone rings boss: “hello?” phone: “hello mr boss i’m calling to report on your assets and victories” mcboss grins boss: “yes?” phone: “i’m sorry to report it turns out they are all fake. all the money, the political contracts, the conquests, the business empires, all fake. i’m sorry about this.” boss looks heartbroken he drops the phone in the tub and picks up a thousand dollar bill and looks at it. it’s monopoly money. he picks up a skull of a vanquished enemy. it is a plastic gimmick from a halloween shop.