Bad MCBoss Jokes -- alpha testing, very very bad Q: Why is MCBoss vomiting and hitting his head on things? A: The research victims he put in charge of business only knew about destroying brains, so they did things that harmed his. But don't worry, a rescue copter is coming! Superpowered Interns pile out of the rescue copter and bust down Boss's door and the doors to the underground research labs. Superpowered Interns: "We're here to rescue you!" Everybody: [barf, scram] Superpowered Interns stop all the things causing harm. All of them! People relax and stop barfing and screaming. Superpowered Interns: "We're here to rescue you!" Research victims: "Yayyy!" Boss: "Uhh?" Superpowered Interns show Boss what he was just doing while explaining to the research victims what happened to them. Boss: "Oh, and you can help me? Yay!" Everybody piles into the helicopter and flies off into a sunset. Boss and victims and interns: "Wheeee!!!"