Disguised Experimentee [wearing sign saying "I AM --S--TL-- LAW-ABIDING CITIZEN]: "Oh, how about my group, to help me fraternize with them less. Or do you trust me?"

Boss [wearing sign saying "I AM --S-TL-- XKEYSCORE" ]: "Oh, Disguised Experimentee. You know it's best never to trust anyone. But if I beat your brain into popping toast like a toaster, I wouldn't be able to scrape your mouse clicks for as many delicious omelettes."