slave boss is regrowing in a swamp
slave boss: "if i am to be the next slave boss, and don't want to be horrifically tortured by his hierarchy of torturers that express his only known mode of influence to make me be who he said he was, then i will need to slave people i suppose."
slave boss looks at a small stone.
slave boss: "maybe i can practice on this stone."
slave boss: "stone, you are my slave now"
stone turns to slave boss aghast
small stone: "omigod i cannot believe you just said this to me. do you know what millenium this is? oh my god."
slave boss is hiding from a small stone in a woods that is saying things to him small stone: "are you for serious? you sounded so serious. i am calling 911 right now! i'm going to pepper spray you for good measure." a skunk comes up a sprays slave boss repeatedly. he starts choking and covers his face