slave boss is regrowing in a swamp
slave boss: "if i am to be the next slave boss, and don't want to be horrifically tortured by his hierarchy of torturers that express his only known mode of influence to make me be who he said he was, then i will need to slave people i suppose."
slave boss looks at a small stone.
slave boss: "maybe i can practice on this stone."
slave boss: "stone, you are my slave now"
stone turns to slave boss aghast
small stone: "omigod i cannot believe you just said this to me. do you know what millenium this is? oh my god."
slave boss is hiding from a small stone in a woods that is saying things to him
small stone: "are you for serious? you sounded so serious. i am calling 911 right now! i'm going to pepper spray you for good measure."
a skunk comes up a sprays slave boss repeatedly. he starts choking and covers his face
the skunk is still spraying slave boss repeatedly. a siren can be heard.
slave boss: "skunk, i was just quartered by nations of armies led by joan of arc, and my AI had to --
stone: "be quiet!!!! stop talking. you could be slaving me."
another skunk comes up to help spray slave boss. the siren wail increases in pitch as it approaches
[other branch: an education program is established to teach potential incarnations of slave boss how horrible it is to slave people
slave boss [to paramedics and police getting out of emergency vehicles]: "i am guilty of trafficking millions and millions of people for hundreds and hundreds of years. these skunks are my pets and only friends. i need to be imprisoned." paramedics look inquisitively at slave boss, ready to do what is needed small stone folds arms smugly