[spam][wrong][crazy] Talking About The Cookie Mafia

The cookie mafia tells you not to tell anybody about the horrific atrocities they have engaged in, in pursuit of sugar. They make _you_ engage in these atrocities: introduce cookies to you, let you smell them. Whole groups of people will welcome you to areas where people are eating cookies -- parties and community events and such -- and all of them subtly snub you, if you don't partake too.