MCBoss Adventure You are Intern. You are standing over a grand cliff, where you can see half the extent of your kingdom. Nearby is a field of tulips and daisies, where some people are playing. A bit along the cliffside, you see a rip in spacetime leading to a cafe.
go to field
You are standing in a beautiful field. A fat old man, the boss of your boss's boss, wearing a powersuit, is grinning while smelling a daisy. Some grotesque torture victims and office workers are here too.
greet Boss
"Hello," you say to the man in the powersuit. "Would you like a tour of the production facilities?" "Oh, isn't it just beautiful how the sunlight glimmers off the flora?" You can hear tones of bliss ring in Boss's speech, and you feel intense. He is bleeding profusely.