Vivisected State Worker: "Boss, we got a job to build a speech to text app for free software devs."

Boss: "Yeah? Let the money roll in. Put a slave hive on it."

Vivisected State Worker: "Gotta love those slave hives."

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Slave Hive 39

Kidnapped Child: "I was thinking about speech to text the other day."

Inside-Out Dog: "Yeah? What's the point when you could just make some community do it all by hand, right?"

Vivisected State Worker: "Ok, guys, we're building a speech to text app. Open source. For the gnu bosses. They think it'd be cute or something."

Kidnapped Child: "Oh boy!"