Re: Morning Spam

a couple interns and a rebel driving a powersuit and a friendly alligator load into a helicopter and head to mcbosscorp to rescue everybody they descend amidst celebratory fanfares run by boss's hairdresser boomboxes, the staff are getting used to and excited about the ritual the crew emerge looking heroic and all the staff applaud alligator: 'is everybody ready to be rescued?' staff: 'rescue us!!!' everybody piles into the helicopter and hugs and cries and cheers torture machines are exploded by previous torture workers logs and research are quickly exfiltrated in large boxes the helicopter flies off into a peaceful and safe sunset! everybody lives happily ever after!