23 Apr
2023
23 Apr
'23
4:11 p.m.
——- a is laying on couch calls b a: “ohhh i am laying on couch and can’t seem to get up. i looked this up and it turns out it is called dissociative paralysis and can be treated! do you know what to do?” b [via phone]: “oh just schedule an appointment with an expert!” a: “well this sounds good but i have dissociative amnesia where i forget the appointment and dissociative paralysis where i don’t get up to go to it and therapeutic resistance where more dissociative things happen to keep me away. do you know what to do about this?” b [via phone]: “excuse me i have an appointment to go to right now! call me back in a bit ok?” a: “i will forget!”