Awww, mamma's come to complain to da principal and US Navy Aircraft Supercarrier Captain Brett "poudy lil bitch" Crazier, may well be reinstated.

But he gud poudy lil bitch 'cause he only think of dey crew and "dey gonna die from dey sniffles" see?

So momma want put he back on dey ship yo?

Sheeeit!

   Holy Heck: Navy Wants Whining Faggot Who Went Hysterical Reinstated as Ship Captain
   http://dstormer6em3i4km.onion/holy-heck-navy-wants-whining-faggot-who-went-hysterical-reinstated-as-ship-captain/

       .. https://thehill.com/policy/defense/navy/494679-pentagon-leaders-at-impasse-about-reinstating-capt-brett-crozier
       Top Pentagon officials have reached an impasse about whether or not to reinstate Capt. Brett Crozier, the former commander of the USS Theodore Roosevelt, after the nation’s top military officer called for a deeper probe into the events leading up to his removal, according to Politico.

       ..


He probe will fix dis, say mamma.



In other news, Anglin finally figured out dey coronahoaxus be big bad opportunity :D

He slow on dey uptake, see?

   The Coronavirus Hoax Gives Us an Opportunity to Rally the People Around Nationalism
   http://dstormer6em3i4km.onion/the-coronavirus-hoax-may-give-us-the-ability-to-rally-the-people-around-nationalism/

       .. The coronavirus hoax is the biggest crime that has ever been committed. It is going to completely destroy the lives of hundreds of millions of people.

       However, we need to look at every crisis as an opportunity.

       ..


Might be 6 weeks late on this one, "but better late than never" (TM)(C)(MUFFAS), to coin a totally new phrase that's totally never been used before. Like.

Create yo world,



On Sun, Apr 05, 2020 at 01:46:48PM +1000, Zig the N.g wrote:
> Navy Captains shall not be pouty little bitches.
>
> That sentence should not need to be written.
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> A captain who fails to take every opportunity in peace time, to train for actual war time, is negligent in his duty to his men.
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> And one who sqwarks to the world, sqeaking for "rescue evac to save us from this annual Coronavirus flu and the sniffles we face", hiding behind "jus tryin ta save muh men," is, without doubt,  a  pouty  little  bitch.
>
> Who could have predicted Trump supporting the sacking of such a "captain"?
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>   Trump Says He Agrees With Decision to Remove Captain of Theodore Roosevelt Aircraft Carrier
>   https://sputniknews.com/us/202004051078838332-trump-says-he-agrees-with-decision-to-remove-captain-of-theodore-roosevelt-aircraft-carrier/
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>       WASHINGTON (Sputnik) - US President Donald Trump says he supports the decision to remove US aircraft carrier Theodore Roosevelt Captain Brett Crozier over the captain’s inappropriate email regarding the COVID-19 outbreak.
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>           "Here we have one of the greatest ships in the world … with thousands and thousands of people and you had about 120 that were infected and I guess the captain stopped in Vietnam and people got off in Vietnam, perhaps you don’t do that in the middle of the pandemic", Trump said at the White House Coronavirus Task Force briefing on Saturday.
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>       According to the president, the captain wrote a "5-page letter" that was "all over the place".
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>           "They made their decision, I didn’t make the decision, the Secretary of Defence was involved and a lot of people were involved. I thought it was terrible what he did, to write a letter? This isn’t a class of literature", Trump told reporters.
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>       ..
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>
>
> In more serious news:
>
>   Everyone Jumps Off Bridge After New Government Order Telling Everyone To Jump Off Bridge
>   https://babylonbee.com/news/government-issues-new-directive-telling-everyone-to-jump-off-a-bridge
>
>   Chick-Fil-A Temporarily Changes Slogan To 'Eat Fewer Bats'
>   https://babylonbee.com/news/chick-fil-a-temporarily-changes-slogan-to-eat-fewer-bats
>
>   Teachers Urge Government To Reopen Schools Before Students Learn To Think For Themselves
>   https://babylonbee.com/news/teachers-warn-parents-arent-properly-equipped-to-indoctrinate-children
>
>   CNN Publishes Real News Story For April Fools' Day
>   https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-publishes-real-news-story-for-april-fools-day
>
>   Man Brilliantly Defuses Argument By Telling Wife To Calm Down
>   https://babylonbee.com/news/brilliant-man-defuses-argument-by-telling-wife-to-calm-down
>
>
>
> > JLP - "Rebuilding the family by rebuilding the man."
> > --
> > 7 day challenge muffas :)
> > Do not wake the snake for 7 days.