[ot][spam][crazy][wrong] Building a Nuke out of Wet Noodles

i don't know how to or want to build a nuke. but because it is a dangerous weapon, it is harder for me to pursue. it is even harder if we build it out of something preposterous sounding, like wet noodles. how would you build a nuke out of wet noodles? i dunno. nukes probably involve some kind of exotically heavy metal, and some arrangement of directing exotic particles to impact some shape of the metal. so, maybe building it out of wet noodles, would be finding a way to make a nuclear explosion out of flour and water, and a way of producing a particle gun out of flour and water? not sure. i really know very little about this! maybe i can find atomic bomb plans and paste them here.