----------------------- Experimentee On Money Experimentee [running MCBoss's business after taking it over]: "Sorry, you said you want to give me a hundred million dollars for this .. horrible crowd-control package?" Dictator's Wife: "Yes! I need this to keep my husband out of my room." Experimentee: "Ummm ... okay ... what is the point of all the zeros after the one? Does it make it different from another number?" Dictator's Wife [a little surprised]: "Oh! Yes, you want as many of those zeros as you can get. It's a great deal, believe me." Dictator's Wife pauses a little, and looks at Experimentee. Experimentee: "What do I do with the numbers after I have them?" Dictator's Wife: "You've never heard of a business before, have you." Experimentee: "I've been running this one for years now!"