Re: Morning Spam

wealthy investor: “intern, we need your help uniting disparate fake news stories to keep the sheep in the dark when we want to change the main dialogues driving the international political climalte” intern stares at wealthy investor blockchain comes in on a drone whirring like a helicopter blockchain: “never fear, superpowers and interns! i can unite everyone’s dialogues!” intern and wealthy investor cheer: “yayyyyy!!!” the drone picks them both up and they are hauled into a beautiful sunset amidst forlorn gunshots by one of boss’s zombies “wheeee!!!!”