We invite activists, hackers, scofflaw professionals, artists, educators, students of Gonzo, developers, new and familiar faces alike, policy-breakers, tinkerers, free software beginners, big-tent-anarchists, socialists, looters, opportunist hipsters, down and out capitalists, unemployed workerists, discharged jailbirds, escaped galley slaves, swindlers, mountebanks, lazzaroni, pickpockets, tricksters, gamblers, maquereaus, brothel keepers, porters, literati, organ-grinders, rag-pickers, knife-grinders, Tinkers and beggars. Then also all well-armed, high-tech, drug-taking, survivalist, martial-arts, black-marketeering, tax-dodging, life-extensionist, freethinking, fake-ID-tripping Discordian master criminals. Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, manques, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and recovering Methodists. Welcome to the global anarchist revolution.