
todd o. t.'s list - [ ] stop making todo lists better - [ ] figure out the problem with stopping making todo lists - [ ] confirm having addressed the problem with stopping making todo lists
stories of todd o t
todd o t was standing innocently on a long plank sticking out of a window, looking back at the building, when somebody suddenly pulled a trigger with a loud bang and confetti was released everywhere from the confetti dispenser and fanfares started playing as the crowd cheered
"it's todd o t!" "omigod!" "it's really todd o t!" "YAYYY!"
"WE LOVE YOU TODD O T!!"
todd o t stood high above the throng of masses as they threw countless objects of appreciation and devotion upward
they were the hero and the king. today it was celebrated, every day it was true.
Todd O. T. walked back along the plank and down to the crowd amidst adoring fans. Todd O. T.: "I've always been the best. I really have been." Everyone went wild. Cheering everywhere. Fan: "Todd O. T., I remember this wonderful list of yours from years ago ... I have a copy up on my wall .. my children study it ..." Todd O. T.: "Really, it was nothing. You need to know that any one of you could accomplish the things that I have." Fan 2: "Todd O. T.! Sign my list! Sign my list! I love you so much! All my friends love you!" Todd O. T. humbly signs Fan 2's list. Fan 2 squeals! Crowd: "WE LOVE YOU TODD O T! WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH!" The fanfares moved into their second measure.