The United States of Air is a satire that makes fun of mass surveillance and the NSA. CC-licensed, so free to share. Free audiobook too. XHTML on GitHub, run it through calibre for an epub or mobi: https://github.com/toholdaquill/united-states-of-air free audiobook here: http://podiobooks.com/title/the-united-states-of-air-a-satire/ ... The National Sewer Agency is spying on people's toilets, looking for food terrorists... Food Enforcement Agent Jason Frolick believes in America. He believes in eating air. He struggles to get the food monkey off his back. As part of the Global War on Fat, his job is to put food terrorists in Fat Camp. When a pizza dealer gets whacked in the park across the street from the Thin House, the Prophet Jones himself asks Frolick to investigate. For the first time ever, Frolick solves a murderbut what he finds out shakes his faith. Will he ever be able to eat air again?