IP:  Did you even hear the incredible story I just told?

IP2:  Honestly I was a little distracted.  Was it the kind of thing you'd talk about in a public restaurant?

Somebody comes and sits down at the table as if they belong there.

IP:  Excuse me?

IP looks at the newcomer.  They are almost the spitting image of Torture Victim 1.  IP turns ashen.

IP:  I saw you die!

TV Doppelganger:  Must have been somebody else.  So, what are you guys talking about?