Friend's Brother's Slave Camp:

Dictatortopia Citizen: "Friend was dictatorially honored by being a scapegoat for Head Soldier. I need a new personal mini dictator."

Friend's Brother: "May we all be as lucky as Friend! Dictatortopia Citizen, I was Friend's personal mini dictator before he was promoted. I will be yours for now."

Friend's Brother: "I have been so lucky so as to not drink anything for 8 hours now, but I know it would be improper to outdo my peers. Dictatortopia Citizen, go get me a glass of water."

Dictatortopia Citizen: "Yes, Dictator !"

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