"Three conspiracy theorists walk in to a bar...

You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence!"

"How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth."

"Two Conspiracy Theorists Die...

...as they stand before God waiting to be judged, God tells them that they each may ask him one question they have always wanted to be answered and he would answer it. 

One of the conspiracy theorists steps forward and asks “who was REALLY behind 9/11?” 

Before God can answer, the second one steps forward and says “can you confirm that vaccines cause autism and tell us who stands to profit from their continued use?”

God replies “9/11 was planned by Osama bin Laden and carried out by members of Al-Qaeda. Vaccines do not cause autism, and the only people profiting from their use are the people who are no longer dying from preventable diseases.”

The two men both look crestfallen. One of them leans over and whispers in the other’s ear... “Dude! This shit goes higher than we ever realized!!”