There are some punishments which are a veritable feather in your cap, like getting a speeding ticket for riding your bicycle over 60 km/hr in Centennial park Sydney, which was an extremely rare trophy thing for those cycling buffs from UNSW university. Santa getting evicted from a shopping mall for disclosing one very poignant member of his naughty list to a rapt young client, has to be another of those rare, but oh so satisfying feathers in the cap! :D Disclaimer: This is one of those stiff upper lip stories which MUST NOT BE ENJOYED - you there, in the back row? STOP that sniggering! Mall Santa Removed for Telling a Girl Hillary Clinton Is on His ‘Naughty List’ http://www.breitbart.com/video/2016/11/20/mall-santa-removed-for-telling-a-g... Sounds like these guys really ought be on it - perhaps Santa would still be evicted for being politically incorrect? Migrants Burn Down Hall: ‘There’s Not Enough Nutella and Gummibears!’ http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/11/21/migrants-burn-hall-candy-fasting-...