Re: Morning Spam

— a meeting is going on between boss, janitor, rebel worker 2, and disguised experimentee disguised experimentee: “a helicopter is going to crash into the neighboring wing in 3 minutes” boss looks at disguised experimentee boss: “you’re my classified research project!” disguised experimentee: “i’m an executive assistant. aren’t you surprised that you’re not in the helicopter?” boss: “you’re my classified —“ boss looks around “ — helicopter?” a “wheeeeeeee !” sounds can be heard like an anvil falling in a cartoon