find the lasers room
You are back near your friend the vending machine. It was very hard to find this room again after the connecting room mutated. You have been through a handful of adventures.
how have i changed, after my adventures
You now have a Dangerous Patched Rope and a Set of Encyclopedias. You no longer have any soda pop. Part of your head is missing, and you are much more athletic now.
feel around for missing part of head
You find it behind the vending machine. Sorry, did you mean to feel where the part is missing?
yes
You put your hand into the mystic portal that has replaced the front-left region of your skull. It's a little chilly and windy in there.
remove hand
Your hand sparkles a little when pulled out.
tell the vending machine that i am a badass
A laser fires near your head, in a friendly manner.