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Boss Deprogramming Room 7
Zombies, Cyborgs and Tranced-out Workers sit in rows.
A single teacher stands at the head.
"Again: Boss is dead."
About 40% of the room replies in unison: "Boss is dead." Other parts clamor, "no he isn't!" "their head is about to explode in blood, wait for it!" "I know but I can barely think it."
"You. Mr 'I Know'. To the front?"