The Spam Files Extract -49B, from Archive 34ij: The Crumpled Under The Couch Cushion Recoveries We have discovered that we can use internet spam to fuel a new power source. At the heart of a power source is a reinforcement learning algorithm that pursues ways of changing the behavior of spammers. It has a finite set of patterns it uses in doing this. Simultaneously, it performs research into the laws of physics, to find new ways to extract energy from its limited resources. By wiring the spammers into a generative adversarial network, the creativity of spam corporations in continuing to send their spam, can be harnessed to discover new forms of energy production. We have prototyped this invention with success, and believe we can shrink it to arbitrarily small scales.