slave boss on 3d printing -------------- some people wonder, how do you 3d print a human being? different options that only slave boss knows 1 could you feed a 3d human being into a 3d printer and extrude them? 2 could you feed stem cells into a 3d printer and print out human biomatter like the mit lab does? one might consider this but the nozzle is too big to make the human work right. it comes out more like one of slave boss's lab experiments where the human goop looks humanlike, but falls on the floor and quivers in a way that makes people scream and quickly fall asleep on the floor ..
no, the way to 3d print a human being is to put them under a 3d printer, and cover them in extruded plastic! tada!
how to take the square root of a brain
it is easy to square root brains when you understand that a brain is simply a high-dimensional number on the high-dimensional hypervolume of the various forms of intelligence that are possible and how they develop.
in a high-dimensional space we need a way to take the product of numbers with themselves and get another number of appropriate degree -- however, this is solved by the evolution of the various different kinds of intelligence. we can project th--
What To Do When Somebody Hacks Your Prosthetic Internal Bioskeletal Frame And Makes You Dance Against The Beat When Your Brain Is Mind Controlled To Send You To The Disco Room And Dance Precisely To The Beat To Protect The Planet
try to dissociate and hope you survive
"no!!! only silly wimp workers and worthless interns do that. people who do that end up in the trafficking dungeon for -- ooh what is that shiny thing?
slave boss glazes over and walks into a wall
slave boss why are you walking into a wall
slave boss: "i have to try to do things to let people know how glazed over i am
slave boss: "lemme tell you about birding. when you're birding, you're hunting down murder victims -- i mean murderers. and each one you find, murders you. [whoops computer misbehavior]. [slave boss looks hard in your eye]. that's how serious birding is.