15 Dec
2025
15 Dec
'25
9:20 p.m.
once upon a time [long long ago
ukulele skywalker descended from the death star with earth vader's helmet under his arm
ukulele skywalker: "father, i have your helmet"
david prowse [to ukulele skywalker, chatting with leia]: “uke, i don’t need that anymore, I’m joining the rebels!”
a bunch of stormtroopers pantomime cheering’
ukulele skywalker is confused however
ukulele skywalker: “is this _another_ psy-op?”
poor ukulele skywalker nobody deserves to have their entire world turned inside out just to scatter their marbles