Re: Morning Spam

Rebel Worker 2: "I appreciate the partitioning of the businesses into people who enjoy giving each other grotesque and deadly nonconsensual surgery, and those who don't." Rebel Worker 2: "But I'm sure we know it's not as simple as that. When I do something the slightest bit unexpected, I start feeling the way these other people feel, as if it would be fun to play a game of pickleball like that, maybe even with the organs of the players and me, playing it." Boss [looking at Rebel Worker 2]: "You're perverted!" Boss: "Tip for you: You only do that with their organs, not yours." Boss jerks and quivers. He appears to be receiving a painful electric shock. Experimentee [to Rebel Worker 2]: "We didn't expect you to have that experience."