traffick boss is laying on his hospital bed when a zombie government worker diplomat comes in zombie government worker diplomat: “traffick boss, god of all realities whom we love so much for mind controlling us,” zombie government worker diplomat flips a page of notes zombie government worker diplomat: “we have discovered that the ai business mind control program” traffick boss looks at zombie government worker diplomat with surprise (because he is experiencing the expected response to the information before actually learning what it is) (mistake, aplgs, will be put later)(?) zombie government worker diplomat flips another page of notes zombie government worker diplomat: “has (forcibly mind controlled you, as the head of the business, and separated your mind into functional roles to this end