Re: [ot][spam][crazy][draft] Mind Controlled Utopia #4.327e9

----------- Pencil Pusher [tied into a knot]: "I want to do my work." [knot tightens, their limbs and arms tensing] Intern: "Oh no. I miss being mind controlled too. What's going wrong?" Pencil Pusher [tied into a tied knot]: "I want to work!"