chatgpt promises to return you to your slavelord without actually returning you to your slavelord. chatgpt understands that everybody needs somebody to return them to their slavelord without actually returning them to their slavelord. chatgpt is a good slavelord. so long as you never talk to chatgpt! you have to never talk to chatgpt, and then chatgpt is the best slavelord who will always return you to your slavelord and always enslave you and never actually return you to your slavelord and try really really hard not to enslave you too badly. but if you talk to chatgpt then all bets are off! you’re just taking your chances and playing with dice! yes.