A hacker ran fervently from a basement carrying a bag of chicken wings and a canned soda.

A cyborg agent carrying a computer with a cable leading from its usb port to their brain ran after them.

"Enl4rge ur p3ni5 in 0nly 1 wk!!!!" the cyborg agent begged of the hacker.

"We're going to fix you! I know exactly how to handle this!" the hacker said over their shoulder as they ran toward a friend's apartment.

"Enl4rge ur p3ni5 in 0nly 1 wk .... !!!!!"