where are professor turd's bitcoins?

the turd has declared (paraphrasing) that 'real cypherpunks have skin in the game' - meaning they own bitcoins. On the other hand, every time the turd-agent makes a death threat he mumbles something about $200 - that is, 200 US pentagon dollars. But, no doubt, professor turd has lots of bitcoins. I think many list members will love to see some signed messages proving that professor turd has the private keys for a substantial number of bitcoins. We'll be waiting =)