30 Aug
2023
30 Aug
'23
2:50 p.m.
mind control boss files a complaint with mind control boss corporation, well respected psionic weaponry corporation he dials support with a pulse tone phone ring ring executive assistant answers executive assistant: “hello, this is mind control boss, your god. what seems to be the concern?” mind control boss: “hi, yes, it’s great to talk to you, um, my host body uhh it’s embarrassing uhh it keeps trying to learn math. i know i know! do you know what to do?” silence executive assistance: “let me ask mind control boss about this.” mind control boss’s phone rings