Zombie Nurse: "It says here in this manual of diagnosis, that you are a character in a psychotic story, that a human being is writing instead of working on the task of writing code you described!" Boss: "Sorry, what are you saying now?" Zombie Nurse: "The human being wants to write code. You want to write code, because you are a character in a story they are writing instead." Boss: "This sounds incredibly confusing. Isn't there something called a 4th wall that is supposed to protect my businesses from things like this happening?" Zombie Nurse: "Apparently one of your ventures engaged in research that could accomplish just about anything --" Boss looks proud. Zombie Nurse: " -- and proceeded to do this in an unguided manner, plastering the world in embarassments." Boss: "Oh, um, I tend to gloss by that part." Zombie Nurse: "One of these "embarrassments" is that some of your research subjects and workforce have been traveling to alternate realities and returning." Boss: "Does this mean I get to write code?" Zombie Nurse: "Yes, I believe so."