On Sun, Apr 13, 2014 at 7:32 PM, John Young <jya@pipeline.com> wrote:

Dear Maligned Ethicist Machet,

Your fee for complaining about star *ucking has been transmitted
to Hettinga's offshore dark pool of smegma.

We appreciate your disclosing this private banking arrangement
to encourage others to reap the benefits of advertising online
the ancient love scribble scratched on rubber tree trunks, on
kindergarten desktops, on unisex toilet stalls and distributed by
porous-sheathed onion routers to mind*uck horny espionage
pornsters posting and ogling kiddie-selfies for entrapment
bonuses. Underarmored in *uck cpunks tees.

@20Committee

At 01:17 PM 4/13/2014, you wrote:

have not been more disappointed by star *ucking in i dont know when

hardens my resolve to never align with any mother *ucker

only align with ethics

Cari Machet
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