Arnold Schwarzenegger > ZenNazi  (aka "Zenaan Harkness" and some other ugly bad words)

It's bigger in all possible senses, it's obvious:

*  AS is just a man.  ZH is a bald skinny and hysterical chick.

*  AS knows he is hetero.  ZH is a coward, still hidden in the closet.  It's OK to be gay, ZenNazi, don't be afraid to follow your desires and be happy.

*  AS has a bigger name than ZH.  Probably all the rest, including the part behind their legs, is much bigger too.

*  AS is tenderly called "Schwa-chan" in Japan.  Japanese people don't know who is ZH.  They are luckier than us!  ;P

I am feeling too lazy to finish the whole list, but just for future references, let me remember you, ZenNazi:

*  John Newman > ZH
...and always will be.

*  Rr too!  ;)