Arnold Schwarzenegger > ZenNazi (aka "Zenaan Harkness" and some other ugly bad words)
It's bigger in all possible senses, it's obvious:
* AS is just a man. ZH is a bald skinny and hysterical chick.
* AS knows he is hetero. ZH is a coward, still hidden in the closet. It's OK to be gay, ZenNazi, don't be afraid to follow your desires and be happy.
* AS has a bigger name than ZH. Probably all the rest, including the part behind their legs, is much bigger too.
* AS is tenderly called "Schwa-chan" in Japan. Japanese people don't know who is ZH. They are luckier than us! ;P
I am feeling too lazy to finish the whole list, but just for future references, let me remember you, ZenNazi:
* John Newman > ZH
...and always will be.
* Rr too! ;)