21 Jul
2023
21 Jul
'23
10:04 a.m.
Bad MCBoss Jokes -- alpha testing, very very bad Q: How many MCBosses does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Dude, you can keep throwing wealthy businessman at a lightbulb until you're blue in the face and they will just slam against it and pile up unless you mind control them to screw it in. A helicopter comes in to rescue everybody. The poor wealthy businessmen are doddering around like they have brain damage, starving and bleeding. "We're here to rescue you!!" announce the superpowered interns, and the businessmen moan out "yayy!!!". The interns deliver nourishing fluids and medical care and everybody piles into the helicopter and flies into a cloudscape going "wheeee!!!!!!!!" happily!