> If your idea of a good joke is keeping a cup of water out of reach of a dying man or is in that category, then I suggest that you drop dead unless you can explain yourself better.

Rape accusations against men are becoming "over hyped", an easy way to get money in my country.  Here, we had some important cases where women simulated aggressions - and also allegated rape in some of them - to ask for millionaire indemnities.  

Read about recent Neymar's criminal case.  He is a famous Brazilian soccer player and lost lots of time and several contracts, supporters, and merchandising, explaining the obvious: he was being victim of opportunistic persons and stupid hypocrite SJWs.

Sorry about your problems, darling.  Again, ask for forgiveness and wish you serenity, inner peace, and happiness.

Life is like pizza or (consent) sex, Ryan.  It's nice even when it sucks!  :D

(Please, tell me you already tasted pizza and appreciated it, Ryan...  I love pizza, but my mom and sister think pizza is just "meh" and prefer Japanese food, less greasy.  OK, I also love Japanese food, but pizza is so comfy, so yummy...  It's almost a heresy to say "meh, I don't like you!" to a lovely, cute pizza!  :P)