17 Dec
2022
17 Dec
'22
2:16 p.m.
Worker: "Boss, why are you pulling up the -- " [ducks to avoid space laser as it travels where his head used to be. it is about half a mile wide, but moves very fast.] " -- daisies, rather than planting them?" Boss: "I need to destroy while I garden." The space laser warms up and fires a 20-foot-wide beam at a patch of soil below a daisy. The daisy makes a cute noise and pops out of the ground unharmed. Bursts of steam shoot out of from water in the air and ground. Plumes of flame quickly die down.