7 May
2022
7 May
'22
12:18 p.m.
Janitor is whistling a tune while they diagnose problems with a quantum computer. Rebel Worker 3, pushing a baby seal around like a broom: "How do you stare at that screen for so long?" Janitor: "Hmm?" Rebel Worker 3: "If I stared at that screen for as long as you guys do, I'd go blind." Janitor: "Well, I'm not the one with glasses. Do you know anything about stabilising supercooled ions?" Rebel Worker 3: "It's funny you would ask that."