briefing for slave boss
slave boss: "what is cryptography for?"
briefer: "cryptography is for when people are both hurting you and eavesdropping on you."
slave boss: "ok. so cryptography is bad."
briefer: "cryptography is bad if somebody you want to hurt has it, and good if somebody wants to hurt you and you have it."
slave boss: "well we already have cryptography, right?"
briefer: "yes we suffix all our messages with an md5 hash!"
slave boss: "fuck. you guys are using cryptography?"
briefer 2: "cryptography is just like talking to criminal partners. it's almost the same thing."
slave boss gets alarmed
slave boss: "i would never talk to criminals!" [[i'm not very good at ths:s [criminal partner: "I don't work with slave boss, that would be a violation of antitrust laws briefer 2 pauses