“why did the hungry person eat?”

  “i’m not sure. why did the hungry person eat?”

“did i mention they were hungry?”

  “yes, you mentioned this.”

“well …”

  “oh! they ate because they weren’t handling a bunch of dissociative things!”

“… no!! they ate because—“

  “yes! they weren’t handling a bunch of dissociative mind control punishment programs, so they ate food!”

arrgh!!”]