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For some reason, American military personnel always seem to be looking for "more action", actually I mean "more paperwork". HA!
US wingman to pilot: "Do NOT look directly up!"
US pilot looks directly up: "OHH, SHEEIT!"
US Wingman: "More f#@kin paperwork!"
Russkies Go Wild, inverted in fact. Literally inverted, dancing the midday clouds. Yeah, baby! :D
Gringos gettin' "really quite frustrated" and the Pentagon "blasted" the Russian show-off "Red menace's" for "activity", apparently activity in the skies of the Mediterranean sea :D
[suitable pics in original article, not attached]
On this particular occasion, the Russian pilot considered sharing his 4 litre "8 shots" vodka bottle with the Americans, but figured the wind force on his airplane canopy might make it hard to hold that canopy open - at 900 km per hour. Also, passing a vodka bottle between jet planes whilst inverted may have caused some of the vodka to spill, which was an intolerable likelihood. Apparently.
Russian Jet Buzzes US Navy Plane In High-Speed 'Inverted Maneuver' Over Mediterranean https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/russian-jet-buzzes-us-navy-plane-high...
.. “The U.S. aircraft was operating consistent with international law and did not provoke this Russian activity,” the statement added. ..
Yeah, yeah, fill in your paperwork already :) :)
On Thu, Feb 20, 2020 at 11:43:41AM +1100, Zig the N.g wrote:
Gets a little crazy on the roads o' Raqqa, muh stucco muffas :)
How it truly went down:
US0: "These fuckin' Syrians put a fuckin' country round our oil field - how DARE they!"
US1: "Yeah, fuckin' sand niggers!"
[Russkie's literally start to approach on highway, from behind.]
RU0: "Ho, boys! Amerikanski oil "protectors" ahead. What do we?"
RU1: "Ohoh! Drift this Tigr, baby - We's Baaaack!!"
[serious literal military vehicle fast and furious ensues - see links below]
[Russkies take first hummer, start hunting down second...]
US0: "Muthufuckas! We got Russkies, lads, hang on tight!"
[US2-4 happy they remembered "low frequency protection unit" adult diapers this morning.]
RU0: "YEEEEE HAAAAAAW FIRETRUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!!"
US1: [death gripping handle bar] "Oahhhh shiiiiit - why you driving offroaoad, buddy?!#!"
US0: "Don't be a fuckin nigger! I think she'll make it - roadside don't look too fuckin rough."
RU1: [grinning madly out side window at US hummer boys] "Baby, yeah! Lose you we will!" [to Ru0:] "SHIT! Watch locals, brutha!"
[Russians narrowly miss a local who jumps out of the way]
RU0: "May be lose them, but anuddah Oil thief pass we must!"
RU1: "NO breaks, brutha! Do your copyright 'Boris Oil Thief Wedgy' manouver! Baby, yeah!"
RU0: "Got it, brutha!" [hits accelerator hard, wedges all 3 vehicles as they come to screaming halt] [poetic license, not quite what actually happened, but part of upcoming movie script]
US0: "HEY MUTHAFUCKAS WHAT THE FUCKIN FUCK ARE YA DOING!"
US1: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK - Fucking PAPERWORK! FUCK YOU RUSSKIE!!"
RU0: [cracks a 4L vodka bottle] "Here, drink have you, brutha!"
RU1: [with huge cat eatin grin] "Awww, done cry little oil thief! Vodka take your paperwork away - HA HA HAAAA!"
US0+1: "FUCK!!!"
[See second 'tube below for Syrian villagers warmly welcoming American "democracy bringers" - with multiple gun shots :D]
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Date: Thu, 20 Feb 2020 11:12:28 +1100 Subject: Raqqa drift! Oh yeah :D
Enjoy ;)
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/bizarre-road-rage-among-superpowers-i...
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