13 Nov
2022
13 Nov
'22
9:43 a.m.
---- Vivisected Cyborg Zombie Torturer roams the pretty field, brandishing a ruler that looks like it may have come from a stylistic horror movie. Cyborg Torturer: "These flower dimensions will suffer." Vivisected Cyborg Zombie Torturer shambles up to a flower. As they move, their mechanized joints whirr and sputter, and puss and blood oozes from their injuries. They move thier ruler to a floewr, and make a measurement. Cyborg Torturer: "I measure you for 3.4 centimeters, flower! 3.4 centimeters exactly!" The flower cowered in fear.