Re: Morning Spam

—— fbi agent calls up experimentee mcboss is in his office , dancing like a ballerina around zombies wearing lampshades on their heads office phone rings experimentee picks up: “hello?” phone: “hello, is this well-respected psionic weaponry corporation?” experimentee: “yes, you’ve reached experimentee, inc. we can change anything on earth so long as it means freeing victims of secret slavery!” phone: “this is the fbi, we have some troubles going on with uhhh corruption? and mind control? and … lampshades?” experimentee: “oh if it’s mind control we’re on it! we’ll ready a fleet of exotic horrors!”